Introduction
Christmas movies have been a holiday tradition for a long, long time. So naturally, like everything else, there popped up some conspiracies surrounding a few of these classics. Ranging from cannibalism to ice-cold demons, here are three conspiracy theories surrounding some popular Christmas movies.
The Santa Clause Movie: Christmas Elves as Cannibals and Hot Cocoa Mysteries
The Santa Clause is about a man named Scott Calvin who inadvertently becomes Santa Claus after killing the real Santa. The movie has a few strange elements that have fueled the idea that the elves are cannibals.
The Theory Explained
This theory roots itself in the peculiar way the elves behave and how they interact with the other characters, particularly Scott Calvin. They are extremely loyal to Santa Claus and, while they’re portrayed as joyful and helpful, they do exhibit behaviors that could be seen as sinister when examined closely. The hot cocoa itself is a focal point in this theory.
In one of the movie’s scenes, we see Scott Calvin commenting on how hot cocoa is a crucial part of the North Pole operation. Some fans argue that the elves, who are seen taking care of Santa’s every need, may have a darker agenda. Perhaps, they have resorted to using human remains as a main ingredient in their beloved beverage.
The Origins of the Theory
This theory didn’t just come out of thin air. Some fans point to the sudden, drastic changes in Scott Calvin’s behavior after consuming the hot cocoa as a clue. After drinking it, he seems more compliant, docile, and increasingly eager to carry out the duties of Santa Claus. The elves’ apparent eagerness to feed him this mysterious drink could hint at an ulterior motive.
Another point that fuels this theory is the general depiction of the elves blindly serving Santa. These behaviors could indicate a secret tradition, which involves cooking people into their hot cocoa to ensure their survival.
The Evidence: Movie Details That Fuel the Conspiracy
The film itself doesn’t overtly mention anything sinister about the elves or the cocoa. However, conspiracy theorists often look at details that might seem innocuous on the surface. For instance, there’s the detail that the elves never age and always look the same. This could be explained by a potentially a dark pact with Santa.
Moreover, there are scenes where Scott Calvin finds himself under a strange influence that compels him to follow Santa’s tradition. This can be seen as the cocoa’s secret ingredient influencing him, feeding a dark and sustaining tradition.
Frosty the Snowman: A Christmas Demon Brought to Life by Dark Magic
Another beloved holiday classic is Frosty the Snowman. We all know the classic story. But what if Frosty wasn’t just a jolly snowman but a demonic entity summoned through dark magic?
The Theory Explained
The theory suggests that Frosty’s origins are not as innocent as they appear. Rather than being brought to life by a magical hat, he is a supernatural being, created by dark magic. This theory may sound outlandish at first, but it starts to make a certain amount of sense.
First, there is the nature of the Christmas magic in the hat itself. In the film, it is described as having the power to bring snowmen to life. This magician could have imbued the hat with dark powers, leading to Frosty’s unexpected animation.
The children’s innocence in bringing Frosty to life through their cheer is another key detail. In folklore, children and pure-hearted individuals are used as conduits for summoning or interacting with supernatural beings. Frosty’s birth through the joy of children hints at the unintended consequence of using dark power for good. The demon-like aspect of Frosty would explain why he’s constantly melting, being forced back to his reality.
The Origins of the Theory
This theory finds its roots in the traditions of folklore and the way snowmen are viewed in various cultures. In some myths, snowmen are believed to be vessels of spirits, created from human souls or influenced by other supernatural forces. In the case of Frosty, these folkloric elements can be combined with the idea that an old, dark magician could have infused his hat with an ancient spell.
Furthermore, Frosty’s unpredictable behavior, especially when he is in danger of being captured or when he is trying to reach the North Pole to prevent melting, points to a being that isn’t simply a happy, harmless snowman but something more powerful and chaotic. His rush to the North Pole is seen as a desperate act, like a demon trying to escape the constraints of the human world and return to its true realm.
The Evidence: Analyzing Key Scenes
In the special, Frosty begins to show signs of supernatural power. He can’t survive in warm temperatures and constantly seeks cold environments, a trait that might be linked to demonic or mystical creatures who are bound by the elements of their creation. Also, his behavior shifts between cheerful innocence and sudden desperation. When Frosty’s hat is taken from him, he becomes irrationally determined to get it back. This frantic pursuit, combined with his temporary disappearance and reemergence in the story, hints at a being that is not completely controlled by its hosts (the children) or by its environment.
3. Home Alone: Kevin McCallister’s Descent into Becoming Jigsaw
The Home Alone franchise, starting with the 1990 film, is a Christmas classic about young Kevin McCallister (played by Macaulay Culkin), who is accidentally left behind when his family goes on vacation. Kevin turns the tables on two burglars, Harry and Marv, using creative and elaborate traps. But what if Kevin’s time alone, which pushes him to take violent action, is the starting point of a much darker journey? What if Kevin grows up to become John Kramer, the infamous Jigsaw from the Saw movies?
The Theory Explained
The theory suggests that the elaborate traps and Kevin’s ingenuity in defending his house were not just the actions of a resourceful kid but the beginning of a sadistic mindset that would evolve over time. The idea is that Kevin’s experience at home alone, forced to rely on his wit and creativity to survive, planted the seeds for a more violent and cunning version of himself. Over time, this child grows up into John Kramer, the man who orchestrated the brutal games and tests in the Saw series.
The Origins of the Theory
The theory finds some root in Kevin’s apparent lack of remorse for his actions. Throughout the movie, Kevin sets up a series of traps that cause Harry and Marv serious injuries. These are not just simple pranks; they are intricate setups meant to cause pain and suffering. Kevin even seems to delight in his ability to outsmart the burglars. This dark side, which emerges so fully when Kevin is left to his own devices, could represent an early sign of a sociopathic tendency that grows as he matures.
Kevin’s growing disillusionment with his family, seen in the opening scene where he wishes they would disappear, could be a symbolic turning point that foreshadows the way John Kramer would eventually view society. Just as Kevin becomes the master of his domain and learns how to take power into his own hands, so too does Kramer, who believes in taking control by putting people in life-and-death situations that force them to value life.
The Evidence: Parallels Between Kevin and Jigsaw
Several aspects of Kevin’s behavior in Home Alone can be seen as precursors to Jigsaw’s character. Kevin’s resourcefulness and his obsessive, almost creative way of setting up traps resemble the engineering and psychological planning Jigsaw puts into his games. Furthermore, the psychological trauma Kevin experiences—being left alone and the stress of having to protect himself—could act as a foundation for a dark ideology about teaching people lessons through pain.
Both characters also share a certain solitude and disdain for others that becomes more apparent as they grow. While Kevin is depicted as an innocent child, the seeds of darkness are already planted. His ability to engineer complex traps and devise schemes to protect his home is an indicator of potential intelligence that could be twisted in a more sinister direction as he grows older.
Conclusion
These conspiracy theories may not hold up to the scrutiny of serious analysis, but they certainly make for interesting “what if” scenarios. Whether it’s the idea of elves cooking humans into their cocoa, Frosty the Snowman being a demon bound by dark magic, or Kevin McCallister’s turn into the villainous Jigsaw, each theory challenges our perception of these classic tales and movies, transforming them into something far darker and more complex than we may have ever considered.
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