Have you ever wondered what Tuscaloosa bar you are based on your zodiac sign? The answer is probably no, but keep reading if you’re curious.
Aries – Harry’s Bar
Aries are known to be wild, daring, and a little messy. If you’ve ever been to Harry’s, you would know it is the perfect place to be… well… wild, daring, and messy.
Taurus – Bear Trap
Tauruses are very all-or-nothing, and Bear Trap has both. Bear Trap could be the best place to sit and talk with your friends. On the other hand, Bear Trap is a great Tuscaloosa bar to dance and party. Tauruses also can be known to be a little materialistic, and every Bear Trap regular has a Bear Trap hoodie, so it just makes sense.
Gemini – Sideline
Geminis are infamous for being two-faced but also talkative and outgoing. They’re a little deceptive, which makes me believe that Sideline is the perfect place for them. Sideline looks like it would be fun from the outside, but it’s just people standing around and talking.
Cancer – Rhythm
Cancers are an emotional sign. If you’re looking for a bar that emotional, but dependable, like Cancer, look no further than Rhythm. You can always depend on Rhythm having a $20 cover and a live band on the weekends, and the band might even play Cover Me Up by Morgan Wallen so you can shed a few tears.
Leo – Gallette’s
Leos are the life of the party, but they tend to be a little vain. Gallette’s is the best place to party in Tuscaloosa, and they know it, so it just makes sense that Leos are Gallette’s.
Virgo – Houndstooth
Virgos are a very reliable sign, and Houndstooth is always the plan B for upperclassmen. Innisfree has a line? Let’s go to Houndstooth; they won’t have a long line. Gallette’s has cover? Let’s go to Houndstooth, they won’t have a cover. You can always depend on ‘tooth.
Libra – The Booth
Libras are chatty and a little gossipy, and The Booth is the bar where many sorority and fraternity members hang out and talk shit, so it just makes sense.
Scorpio – Nocturnal
Scorpios are cool, and edgy, and can always pull off a leather jacket. With Nocturnal’s ambiance, it is the best Tuscaloosa bar to wear a leather jacket and sit in the corner drinking whiskey straight.
Sagittarius – Rounders
Sagittariuses are loud, friendly, and a little reckless. If you have ever been to Rounders, even if it was for five minutes, you know that it is loud and reckless.
Capricorn – Innisfree
Capricorns are responsible but take a little while to warm up to people. Like Capricorns, Innisfree is always a good place to go, but it doesn’t get live until a little later in the night.
Aquarius – Rabbit Hole
Aquariuses are fun but can be known to be a little weird. Rabbit Hole is literally an Alice in Wonderland-themed Tuscaloosa bar, a lot of fun but a little eccentric. Enough said.
Pisces – Red Shed
Pisces are easygoing and relaxed, while also being a little scatterbrained. Red Shed is the best place to go chill with your friends and have a beer, and it just seems like the Pisces place to be.
